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The pet-worshiping nuts at PETA are extorting Clay Aiken over a comment he made in a Rolling Stone interview. First of all, I don't read Rolling Stone, second I couldn't tell you a Clay Aiken tune if my life depended on it, and three I could care less what this man does.

But PETA keeps pissing me off.

PETA is apparently going to run an ad campaign with Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and the slogan "Get Neutered, It Didn't Hurt Clay Aiken". Did Clay whack a few kittens before he went on American Idle? No. Did he have a factory killed turkey sandwich with a Vegan? No. This is what he said....

"There's nothing worse to me than a house cat. When I was about sixteen, I had a kitten and ran over it. Seeing that cat die, I actually think that its spirit has haunted me. I wasn't afraid of cats before. But now they scare me to death"

So PETA has decided to hold this threat over Mr. Aiken unless he does the following.

#1. Puts on a website an apology for what he said.
#2. Gives an Interview for PETA.

Hey PETA, here's my #3. How about his lawyers fry your ass in court for slander and sues you out of existance? Then they pick up the rights to your name and point your frigging website to a Smokey Bones Restaurant website.

Hey, it worked for $cientology....