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Karl Rove has more patience than I

So while enjoying a quiet Sunday afternoon, a group of protesters invaded Karl Rove's property.

If it was me, this would have been the conversation:

"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Protestor. This is your official notice to leave my property at once. If you do not leave immediately, I will only assume that you are hear to hurt my family and my property. Be sure of this, my brand new shotgun and I will make sure that this does not occur. You have 20 seconds to leave the grounds. Please stay off the grass, and have a nice day."