Kids say the most @#$@# up things
(Scene: Pile of dishes in the sink)
DeAnn: Emily, please wash the dishes in the sink.
Emily: But mom, the dishwasher is still running.
DeAnn: Yeah, just fill up the sink and wash the rest.
(Scene: Five minutes later, Emily is using the sprayer and is dousing the pans with a jet of hot water)
DeAnn: Emily, I told you to wash the dishes.
Emily: Yeah, I am, and????
DeAnn: That means fill up the sink with soapy water and scrub them.
Emily: (incredulous look) Why do I have to get so "pioneer" in doing the dishes. I mean, come on mom...
DeAnn: (leaves the room in order to prevent herself from laughing out loud).