Job Ideas for Dan Rather Now That He Is Retiring
#10. Open an air charter service specifically serving former presidents you don’t like.
#9. New Book - “How I didn’t being in my 15% - My life and the 2004 Election�
#8. Star in remake of Six Degrees of Seperation.
#7. “Dan Rather and his Water Skiing Squirrels!�
#6. New Community College Class “Microsoft Word 2000 - Tips and Tricks�
#5. Beat 60 Minutes at their own game by offering pointless commentary at the end of every “Dateline NBC".
#4. Tour Guide - Clinton Library.
#3. Finally finish that book of common metaphors with Yogi Berra.
#2. Wax Museum Stand-In
#1. United Nations Chief Document Inspector
Comments
Maybe I'll hire him as my butler. I can give him room and board now my basement is almost finished.
Posted by: Lynne | November 23, 2004 5:50 PM