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Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy

Today's lovely little diddy regarding psychotic parents comes to us from my old stomping grounds of Chicago in the case where a woman performed oral sex on a man and saved the sperm to father a child. Two years later, of course, mommy comes back with a paternity lawsuit and dad is forced to pay child support for a child who never would have been born from the actions the two of them took. Of course, the dad is suing for the "shock and trauma" from the event (which to him I say grow up, pay up, and use better judgement next time), but this sentence from the mother's attorney really struck a chord....

"There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth."

Emotionally damaged from his birth? Isn't he going to be a bit more "emotionally damaged" when he finds out he was supposed to be a blowjob rather than a child. And how much of a loon do you have to be to perform a blowjob, then turn around and inseminate yourself to have a child? Better yet, what frigging gaul do you have to have to go and sue the guy for paternity two years after the kid is born?

Who wants to start a pool to when the kid whacks both his nutjob parents? I might just contribute to his defense fund... :-)

Comments

Wait, why is the *dad* a nutjob? Because he got a blowjob? and felt emotionally charged that somehow a blowjob turned into a pregnancy that he was being forced to pony up cash for? I'd probably be "emotionally damaged" after that shit, too.

The dad's not a nutjob, the mom is, though...

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