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The Question Is, What Should Be In The Box

Some of you know that I'm cleaning out the closet and selling a bunch of stuff on Ebay this month. Because I've been selling some high-profile items (i.e. my old laptop), I get a bunch of offers to pay for said laptop with third-party, out of state, postdated checks.

Tonight, some twit is trying to con me into mailing him my laptop after paying me through "PayBal". :-) So, the question is, when I get his address, what should I put in the box???

And yes, Ebay and PayPal have been notified. I, however, am looking to make his life miserable.

Reminder: Whatever I send in the box cannot cause great harm, must be legal to send through the mail, and must not get my ass arrested or sued. That being said, I need some ideas....

Comments

http://www.p-p-p-powerbook.com/

While ppp powerbook is humorous, I won't have the ability to monitor the transaction since it is in Nigeria. So, what I need to do it something where the receiver has to pay tariffs for the package, and get a surprise in the end.

From what I'm finding, Nigerian tariffs are "extremely painful".

How about a Metallica CD? ;-) Not any of the old stuff, but some of the Metallica on tour with Britney Spears and Madonna era. You know, the last decade or so.

I noticed the old site is down now, but I still have warm fuzzy memories of seeing those bastards put in their place. Thanks for that.

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