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Media Whores - Circa 1994

How bad is it when you send out a Press Release like this.

"Now I understand why Dick Cheney keeps asking me to go hunting with him," said Jim Brady. "I had a friend once who accidentally shot pellets into his dog - and I thought he was an idiot."

No concern for the person that was shot. No comment about how this might have been avoided, etc, etc.

Here's my attempt at a press release in kind....

To: National Desk

HUNTINGTON, Feb. 12 /Woogie Newswire/ -- Brian Wohlgemuth comments today on the Press Release by the Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence.

"Jim & Sarah Brady. No one gives a rats ass what you have to say, I think your 15 minutes were up sometime around 1994. Thank God your useless "feel good" weapons ban has expired."

Brian Wohlgemuth also said "James Brady pushed through a totally useless assault weapons ban once. And I thought he was an idiot back then...."

/© 2006 Woogieworld

BTW, Cheney should lose his Hunting License for a long time for doing something that stupid. So should his friend.

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