Why Do I Expect More Than A Half Ass Job?
Almost every time I hand out a chore around here, it's done half assed. No seriously. Dishes in the dishwasher? Find a crap load of icky spoons in the bottom of the sink and the dishwasher not even started.
How about lawnmowing? Until now, I've never seen someone actually "run" when they are mowing the lawn. And apparently moving items such as furniture, basketballs, etc are not on the list since that would involve "effort".
And don't get me started about homework. Two hours, ten problems completed by Miss ADHD 2006.
Maybe I should take up alcohol as a hobby....