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A Note To A Neighborhood Idiot

To the kid who keeps throwing rocks and gernally terrorizing my kids at night when they are downstairs alone by peeking in windows and other such nonsense.

We know who you are.
We will catch you.
God help you if you pick a house with a pissed off parent who is also a firearm owner.

(Disclaimer: I do not own a firearm, but I have heard of at least one who does. And they are pissed....)

Posted by Brian on November 25, 2006 11:26 PM |

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Create a puddle under the window, run an open ended wire from it to a low voltage battery (we want to shock them not kill the little dears) :)

Posted by: Lynne [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 26, 2006 8:42 AM

Nice idea...but he's probably wearing tennis shoes.

This kid/adult is going around and once I get a good enough view, you can bet he's going to jail. That is, unless his parents decide to cover for him....

Posted by: Brian Wohlgemuth [TypeKey Profile Page] | November 26, 2006 9:16 AM

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