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May 21, 2005

The Question Is, What Should Be In The Box

Some of you know that I'm cleaning out the closet and selling a bunch of stuff on Ebay this month. Because I've been selling some high-profile items (i.e. my old laptop), I get a bunch of offers to pay for said laptop with third-party, out of state, postdated checks.

Tonight, some twit is trying to con me into mailing him my laptop after paying me through "PayBal". :-) So, the question is, when I get his address, what should I put in the box???

And yes, Ebay and PayPal have been notified. I, however, am looking to make his life miserable.

Reminder: Whatever I send in the box cannot cause great harm, must be legal to send through the mail, and must not get my ass arrested or sued. That being said, I need some ideas....

May 19, 2005

Blah, blah, blah Sith

1. No I haven't seen it.
2. No, I'm not going tonight to see it.
3. No, I'm most likely not going to see it this weekend either.
4. Yes, I will pay Mr. Lucas his $7.00 to see Anakin turned into good old Darth Vader. Just don't know when it will happen.
5. Derek confirms once again that while Mr. Lucas can write a good story, he couldn't write a script to save his life. I'm guessing the "thunderous applause" line must have cost him a few neurons to pull off...

May 10, 2005

It's All the Media's Fault

Tonight I had the "honor" of attending a foster parent meeting where the topic was "Safety in our Schools" hosted by a principal of one of the Elementary schools here in Huntington County.

What a frigging joke.

Do you see the title I listed above? Because according to this guy, that was the one and only cause of the "increase" in societal violence. What was supposed to be an informative meeting turned into an "anti-gun, anti-TV, anti-FPS" rant on the evil of the media and how they are turning our poor, innocent children into deadly marksman.

I do have to agree that FPS games will most likely help you hone whatever skills you might need to shoot up a school, or a gaggle of evil monkeys from the planet Zalthron 3, or the Flood in Halo....but I digress. According to this guy, the source of all "bad" things in schools were the violence on TV and Video Games. The comment was "spy on your kids, don't allow any FPS games, no TV, spy on their friends" which to me is a load of crap.

#1. I can ban all FPS games in my house, all my kid has to do is walk down the street to another kids house to play GTA:III which I don't allow in the house, telling them there are other more interesting games to play.

#2. I can spy on my kids all I want, they will just learn to be sneakier and how to hide things better. Maybe talking to them would work better.

#3. The quote was "TV is addictive like drugs and alcohol" and that if you removed the TV from your house you would experience symptoms similar to withdrawls from other harder drugs.

This is the genius school district who has banned all wrestling shirts, all "provocative" band shirts, anything that might be construed as "sexually provocative", etc, etc, etc....but it's still OK for the girls to wear shirts with their boobs hanging out and the guys to wear pants that fall to the floor.

And the scary thing is, these guys want more and more money to help make our schools safer. One of the things they installed a school was a glorified set of "blast doors" to prevent a "Columbine style" massacre. They also created a "helpful" guide for the teachers for the teachers to walk them through almost every scenario that could harm their students. I can only imagine...

"Joan, which chapter was it that had the guide to dismantling a student built nuclear warhead?"

This is why I absolutely hate the Department of Education, and our school district. This guy was looking forward to getting grant money to have some former military guy come in and talk about his book. I have to wonder if this whole new "safety" concern is just a slush fund for schools to spend more cash on useless shit "for the children".